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A story about cheese

2012-02-04T03:46:00.001-08:00

A guy walks into a bar and asks for some cheese. The bartender says ,"We don't serve cheese. Try the store next to this." The man replies saying "But it's closed!". The bartender feels bad for him, goes to the back and comes out with cheese packaging. He says "This has been lying at the back for a long time and and I think you deserve it." The man is overjoyed and grabs the box but on opening it, it turns out to be empty. The man gets mad and storms out of the bar, goes to the store to see if it opened while talking with the bartender before some muggers stole his belongings.
The End

It makes no sense I know, so what?

Cheese

2012-01-30T04:29:00.001-08:00

Cheese is delicious. Or as they say in dragon tongue, riseil ui lofftarientik!

Temple Run is addictive

2012-01-28T16:22:00.001-08:00

I play Temple Run, an iPhone game where you steal an idol from a temple and run away from the demon monkeys that chase you. You can jump, duck or tilt to avoid obstacles. It is a drain on the iPhone battery though. Even my parents are hooked. I got a higher score than them too. 2,036,496 is my highest.

Angry Birds is overrated

2012-01-28T05:45:00.001-08:00

In case you didn't know, Angry Birds is an iPhone game where you fling suicidal birds at precariously built structures trying to kill the green pigs in it. Sure, the concept is great but it's awfully repetitive. Fling birds, knock down stuff, kill pigs, rinse and repeat. The game got so popular they even made angry bird merchandise. Some people even made fake angry bird merchandise too, to get money off this angry bird craze. They have angry bird toy sets, which aren't even official. I'll settle with a good game of Temple Run or Tiny Wings, yaknow.

Photo from here.

Tourette Syndrome

2012-01-15T03:41:00.001-08:00

A neurobiological disorder that
induces involuntary tics. At least two motor tics and at least one phonic tic. Read the Wikipedia article here.

And yes, I have Tourette Syndrome.

Photo from here.
Oh, and that is not me

If everything not chicken tastes like chicken, why not eat chicken?

2012-01-14T06:08:00.000-08:00

It is cheaper right? The only thing
I say tastes like chicken is turkey, since I haven't tried any another bird based meat before. Except duck, which doesn't taste like chicken either.

Photo from here

Starting Anew

2012-01-13T21:51:00.000-08:00

Yes, I know I have been quiet for more than two years. Whatever it is, I'm thinking of starting anew. Oh, and I play Minecraft now. Club Penguin's for babies.